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Chapel Perilous is a thought-snare located somewhere among Jesus and CBS—halfway between the Yemeni Genocide and Harry Potter. The chapel is like the egos of its hosts Alan Bromwell and Corey Cooley, in that once you're inside, there doesn't seem to be any way out. Unless you have a ten strip handy. Or you're willing to solve a Zen riddle the old fashioned way. Who is the master who makes the grass green? Enter at your own risk, and no squealing. Remember: it's all in your head.
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Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
In an act of solidarity so noble even we can't believe it, we here at the Chapel Perilous have decided to take Pride month away from the gays this year and make the rest of June Black History Month Part 2, starting with our esteemed guest Dr. Anthony Damn Duncan. Anthony explains the dangers of giant tits and voodoo and asks the important question: what race were the girls from the Fanta commercials? I've been told there is a video somewhere out there of the Fantana Girls dancing as the World Trade Center crumbles behind them some 23 years ago. Really makes ya think.....also Black History Month Part 2 is copywritten so fuck off.
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@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Medication-Queens of the Stone Age
The Enchanter-Robert Plant and The Strange Sensation
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Our guest this week, Jacob Jonas, is only a few years younger than us but boy does he make us look old. We discuss his childhood ADD medications and then we make a reference to Brendan Fraser in The Mummy that he's too young to get and we nearly get into a fist fight. We also discuss edibles, time warps, and how to do a proper Mitch Hedberg impression. Don't worry, we cut off the dialogue long before we start ranting about the prison industrial complex. We simply end with a reading from Numbers 23:23: "For there is no magic curse against Jacob, nor is there any divination against Israel."
click here for the (uncut) video
@jacob_jonas_comedy and here's his YouTube channel.
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Adderall Admiral by Danny Brown
A.D.H.D. by Kendrick Lamar
Saturday May 29, 2021
Saturday May 29, 2021
We kick episode 23 off with audio from a deep fake video (link below) made by one of our guests, media mage and closet homophobe Josh Grambo. We talked to him and fellow comic/degenerate gambler Jeremy Cash about Isaac Kappy, online poker and the deep fake fractal matrix psuedo-reality that is Maya. Quit your job, become a hologram, and enjoy the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iElKa0MW59w
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Jeremy Cash is @thecomedymonster on instagram.
@JoshGRAMBO on twitter and youtube
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
aocisapedophile.com
Tumbling Dice-The Rolling Stones
Hey Darlin' Do You Gamble-Lucero
Saturday May 22, 2021
Saturday May 22, 2021
Today we have a very special episode, the 23rd assembly of the League of Extraordinary Corey's with Cory Stevens and Corey (Bear) Quattlebaum. We pretended to be on mushrooms as part of a performance piece but it's purely fantasy.
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@that1pothead on instagram and thisisbearcountry.com for Bear Quattlebaum
find Cory Stevens on Facebook
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Cory's in the House theme song
Animals-Mishka Shubaly
Saturday May 15, 2021
Saturday May 15, 2021
In the Buddhist conception, we return to this planet over and over again, trying to get it right, and on the final lap, we come back mentally challenged. It's basically Lord of the Rings. This week, Indiana Danahue returns to the podcast (his 23rd appearance) to explain this and much more. We discuss Noam Chomsky's pickup lines (want to feel Adam Smith's invisible hand?) and how the propagandists who run our culture are essentially pick-up artists themselves. This episode is for both the kinky and the asexual. But not for the Irish.
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Let's Get Retarded - Black Eyed Peas
The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin
Sunday May 09, 2021
Sunday May 09, 2021
Every week we roll a 23 sided die to see who will be the next guest to enter Chapel Perilous, and this week it landed on Chaos magician, rapper and comedian Noah Hubler, who brought his comedy mom and friend of the show Christine Tomlinson. He also brought a level of disorder seldom seen or tolerated elsewhere. Enjoy responsibly fellow popes. HAIL ERIS!!
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Smokes Quantity by Boards of Canada
Robert Anton Wilson on Chaos
Khaos x4 by Poppy
The Magician by Jason Isbell
Saturday May 01, 2021
Saturday May 01, 2021
Everybody knows about 69'ing but have you ever been 23'ed? No? Well I guess you're about ready then! We cooked up a very special episode, just for you! Denver comic Von Sprecken joined the cast to talk about fetishes, furries and fungible tokens but not really the last one.
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@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Venus in Furs by The Velvet Underground
Polar Bear by Puscifer
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Behold, the triumphant return of comedian and drug fueled psycho-pomp Joshua Forbes. He and Colorado Springs own Luke Stamm passed through the Chapel to cleanse the altar of comedy once again. This is the kind of episode that comes once, twice, maybe 23 times in a generation. Honestly, you’re lucky to be hearing it.
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@killmesara on insta
@lukestamm
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The Archaic Revival by Akira the Don and Terrence McKenna
Cocaine Princess by Samuel Orson with Robert Howell (Shane Caldwell)
Saturday Apr 17, 2021
Saturday Apr 17, 2021
Starting off the new year (1723 if you follow a particular strain of the phantom time hypothesis) right with your boy Quentin Johnson. We talked about getting too high to order take-out, pandemic conspiracies and the REAL American dream. Quentin is a funny ass comic and you can see him performing all over Denver. Enjoy my little darlings.
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Quentin Johnson on facebook @johnsonquentin on insta @27quentin on twitter
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Cream of Gold by Pavement
I Be High by Kid Cudi
Saturday Apr 10, 2021
Saturday Apr 10, 2021
This week we're joined by disgraced cruise ship comedian Brad Belanger. He tells us about the time he drank his way out of a job on an ocean liner and we make him watch the first 23 minutes of an interview with a very unhinged John Lilly. Support Brad by checking out his comedy web series Big Brad World, follow him on social media and enjoy the show.
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@bigbradworld and @laughlinescomedyclub on insta
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
here's that John Lilly interview
The Good Ship Lifestyle by Chumbawamba
When The Ship Comes in by Bob Dylan
Saturday Apr 03, 2021
Saturday Apr 03, 2021
Psychologists, as it happens, generally don't want to hear about how after you took 23 hits of acid, the birds in your yard started offering messages on how to remedy the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. But that's their loss because this week our guest Jeremy Cash tells us the story. We also discuss the psychology behind Hooters, Punk'd, and Magic: The Gathering. Fifty-seven minutes in, Jeremy discusses his obsession with the number 57.
@monsterhotsauce
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Major League Chemicals by Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Gateway to Wizardry by Action Bronson
Saturday Mar 27, 2021
Saturday Mar 27, 2021
If you’re seeing this episode (23) just know that we got lazy and ran out of shit to post. We’re not perfect, but GOD DAMN IT, THIS EPISODE IS. Alan was missing in action so Corey and Oshee Baugus made an imaginary friend on the internet on replika.ai and said funny things for an hour. Put your face down in the pig pen and slurp this slaw, this is the good shit.
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@osheebaugus
@alanbromwell
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Whiskey Clone by Beck
Saturday Mar 20, 2021
Saturday Mar 20, 2021
Some people think man's original sin was eating a magic mushroom. But this week, amateur biologist and friend of the podcast Indiana Danahue explains that what got us kicked out of the Garden of Eden was having sex in the missionary position. He also explained some topics they left out in school, including meta-racism, the Cold War of Pedophilia, and why some women like getting choked while others like reading Milton Friedman. In the end, we made Corey an Eharmony profile and the 23 dimensions of compatibility matched him with, you guessed it, a communist with a nose ring.
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
White Magick Zen by The Legendary Flower Punk
Eye Tracking by Immortal Onion
Saturday Mar 13, 2021
Saturday Mar 13, 2021
Do you remember the Billy Big Mouth novelty bass? Can you name all 23 flavors of Otter Pops? What about Windy City Heat? Well if not, have no fear. Local thrift store mannequin made flesh Austin Langley stopped by to eat some sweet, sweet 'member berries with the boys. You can see Austin performing stand-up all over Denver and you can purchase a lot of approximately 100 used Billy Bass novelty toys on ebay for 500 USD. As-is, Local Pick-up.
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@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Wade in the Water by The Pine Hill Haints
Take Me To The River by Talking Heads
Saturday Mar 06, 2021
Saturday Mar 06, 2021
23 months into the gayest pandemic ever, we were joined by Denver comic Aiden Carroll. We talked about everything from customer service jobs to terrorism, which is not a far stretch when you think about it. We enjoyed the hell out of it and so will you.
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Aiden Carroll on facebook and @aiden5280 on insta
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Suffa by Hed (pe)
Terrified by Childish Gambino
Saturday Feb 27, 2021
Saturday Feb 27, 2021
This week Denver comedian Brian Sanchez visited the Chapel to celebrate our 23rd episode. We finally made it. Brian talks about his time in the not fake at all, totally real wrestling circuit and together we found out that women can be impregnated by a man even after his spirit has left his body. As famous actor John Goldblum said, “Life, uh, uh, finds a way....” Well this episode is gonna find a way right into your heart.
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Brian Sanchez on Facebook and on insta @dirty_sandwhich
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Death Erection by Negative Slug
Angel by Aerosmith
Saturday Feb 20, 2021
Saturday Feb 20, 2021
Comedian Jacob Hamel, 1/3 of the You People Show Podcast, joins the show to talk about sports during the pandemic, subway sandwiches and the unfortunate genetic makeup of greater New England. Sometimes 23 chromosomes just ain't enough! Let's get it on!
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@jakehamel1981 on insta @jhamelcomedy on twitter
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@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down by Ween
Pet Sematary by The Ramones
Saturday Feb 13, 2021
Saturday Feb 13, 2021
Welcome to a very special 23 parter with fellow Denver Comics and friends of the show Oshee Baugus (5 3/8") and Nyland Vigil (omitted) whose names sound made up, but totally aren't so just let it go. They just started a really great podcast called DOG LAWYER that you should listen to when you're not listening to our podcast. You should never not be listening to either their podcast or our podcast. Of course you prefer this podcast, but eventually you will run out of episodes to listen to. At that point you should immediately start listening to their podcast, which is called DOG LAWYER.
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Dog Lawyer Podcast (more like Pawdcast amiright? fuck youu oshee)
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@nynynyland on insta or call him at 720-795-4692
@osheebaugus on insta and twitter, Those Happy Chaps on facebook
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Lawn Knives by Born Gold
Soul Train College Policeman by Robert Pollard with Doug Gillard
Bastards of Young by The Replacements
Saturday Feb 06, 2021
Saturday Feb 06, 2021
On the 23rd installment of Chapel Perilous' Misplaced Tapes we're joined by comedians Joshua Forbes and Noah Hubler. We talk about experimental drugs and try to nail down a business plan around Noah's demented ramblings.
@killmesara
https://soundcloud.com/noah-hubler
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Down in the Flood by The Derek Trucks Band
My Home is the Sea by Matt Sweeney and Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
Saturday Jan 30, 2021
Saturday Jan 30, 2021
Remember that episode of Magic School Bus where the bus starts self-identifying as a red blood cell? This week we're joined by fellow podcasters Christine Tomlinson and Christina Kleeman, who stopped by to discuss quadriplegics, kegel exercises, and Judge Judy's thick heinie. At one point we get into a pissing match over whether it's women or men who are better at pissing. To hear all of our real 23andMe results, check out their podcast, available on a Sony Walkman somewhere in the desert.
https://anchor.fm/twocsinapod (we appear in s02e03)
@christileigh_5280 @christinakleemanndoescomedy
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Ancestors (Pritchard Rmx.) by Gonjasufi
Monster Mash by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett
Saturday Jan 23, 2021
Saturday Jan 23, 2021
Legendary Denver comic Dick Black came all the way down to District 23 to talk to us about China, eating keto and so much more...
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrV2TZEY8m6C6ODE4-VWRHw
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Peach by Novel
Peach Trees by Rufus Wainwright
Saturday Jan 16, 2021
Saturday Jan 16, 2021
Was the invention of ego a fuck-up? Our guest this week, comedian Josh Grambo, explains to us how he went so deep into the psychedelic wormhole that he couldn't bear to learn any more. Then we discuss virtual reality politicians, how bees are like racists, quantum conspiracies, drugs that make late night talk shows bearable, and drugs that teach you how to do a Tim Allen impression. Don't do drugs. If you do, you'll forget that 23 years before McKenna dreamt up Novelty Theory, Leary and Wilson were calling it "negentropy".
@JoshGRAMBO on Twitter and YouTube
@alanbromwell @coreyjcooley
Invisible Landscape by Space Chicken & the Eggs of Disaster
Pure Understanding by Space Chicken & the Eggs of Disaster
Saturday Jan 09, 2021
Saturday Jan 09, 2021
Indie musician and friend of the show SCAGBILLIES joins the cast to talk about internet teens, band sluts, and wanna-be ska kids. You can find SCAGBILLIES trolling 23chan most days or listen to his music on all the relevant links below. He’s a heck of a guy and an even better musician. New single LIES available now. Enjoy...
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DRAB by SCAGBILLIES
LIES by SCAGBILLIES (new release, December 23 2020)