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Chapel Perilous is a thought-snare located somewhere among Jesus and CBS—halfway between the Yemeni Genocide and Harry Potter. The chapel is like the egos of its hosts Alan Bromwell and Corey Cooley, in that once you're inside, there doesn't seem to be any way out. Unless you have a ten strip handy. Or you're willing to solve a Zen riddle the old fashioned way. Who is the master who makes the grass green? Enter at your own risk, and no squealing. Remember: it's all in your head.
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Wednesday May 18, 2022
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Ledabski and Fearn investigate a death that occurs moments before the victim's bet wins a horse race. The victim is Howard, a friend of Leo Getz. While it appears that Howard had a stroke, Getz is convinced it's murder, which Scorsese later proves to be true. Meanwhile, the city tows Ledabski's trailer off the beach, bringing back painful childhood memories of being evicted.
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I Think of Demons by Roky Erickson and The Aliens
Monday Feb 21, 2022
Monday Feb 21, 2022
Finally. We're Back. The crew was sucked into a sloppy ass time hole while touring the very secretive Area 23. Held captive by aliens for over a month, your beloved hosts were beaten and waterboarded but with like, some kind of goo instead of water. Popes Alan and Oshee were sexually assaulted many times while imprisoned by these terrible long dicked monsters. But luckily Senator Ted Cruz (who, himself, is secretly a Time Lord) fought gallantly as usual to rescue Da Boys thus saving the greatest podcast of all time. Thank you Ted Cruz Time Lord!!! Anyway the alien jizz gave Oshee brain cancer or something, I'm sure he'll be fine. There's a gofundme on his Instagram if you wanna help him purchase a Rascal scooter. Thanks for listening!!
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Black Moon Rising by Black Pumas
Helter Skelter by Charles Manson
Monday Dec 27, 2021
Monday Dec 27, 2021
Listen, a few weeks ago we twisted the fuck off with Denver's Greatest Dad Justin Platz. I'm talking trailer park drinkin' kiddos. We talked about eating mushrooms, getting divorced and spent around 23 minutes arguing about Jim Carrey. Ya get what you get piggies. Love you....
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Yannis Pappis on Jim Carrey
Man on the Moon-REM
Try Not to Breathe-REM
Saturday Dec 18, 2021
Saturday Dec 18, 2021
We got another roadcast recorded on our 23 month world tour. The popes talk about the great depression some more and try to figure out how many iphones are worth one child sacrifice. Enjoy.
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Marley and Marley-The Muppets Christmas Carol
That Part-Schoolboy Q feat. Kanye West
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
Sunday Nov 28, 2021
Recorded on the road somewhere between Souix Falls and a suicide pact, the gang is comin’ at ya both guns a blazin’!!! Enjoy ya some farm fresh banter and don’t forget to vote Nineleven/Sandy-Hook 2023.
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FBI File-Corporate Avenger
Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone-Neutral Milk Hotel
Sunday Nov 21, 2021
Sunday Nov 21, 2021
Welcome back to the Chapel sweet, sweet Popes! The Shaman hosts of Chapel Perilous have been fighting retarded time demons in the Nethervoid so we weren’t able to release fresh episodes of your favorite podcast. UNTIL NOW!!! From the void we bring you another great podcast with friend of the show Denver comedy legend Bear Quattlebaum! We talked about how great the depression really was, chinese pubic hair, and the Pepsi/Coke challenge. Its a fun one. (the official soft drink of chapel perilous podcast is dr. pepper because they have the correct number of flavors.)
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When the Saints Go Marching In-Louis Armstrong
Fall of Man(live)-Holy Sons
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
The Chapel Perilous papacy went on a 23 day tour across the country, primarily and solely in Wyoming and Utah. The military industrial complex and the entertainment machine are in cahoots to suppress novel thought, why else do you think Zac de la Rocha's career is completely dead? In due time we will be trading our organs for Netflix subscriptions and giving up our first born to fight the aliens from Independence Day. Enjoy your kidneys and sons while you have them, and please like and subscribe!
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Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell
Hollywood Swinging by Kool & the Gang
(super secret bonus track shhhhhhhhhhh)
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Happy October 23rd! Our schedule is dogshit, but who you gonna complain to? Join us as we play "Who Wore It Best?" with the prettiest gods on Olympus, invent 9/11 drinking games, and load bags of fertilizer into the back of a Ryder van. It's a bonus episode, just eat it you filthy worm. Oh, we also realized Alan is black, keep an ear out for us making fun of him.
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I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Wiener by Richard Trentlage
Lightning Crashes (Oklahoma City Mix) by Live
Tuesday Oct 05, 2021
Tuesday Oct 05, 2021
After Kramer purchases an air conditioner from a shopping mall in New Jersey, no one can remember where his car was parked in the multi-level parking garage. After carrying the air conditioner for some time, an exhausted Kramer leaves it behind one of the parked cars and tries to memorize the number of the parking space. Elaine fears that her new goldfish will die in the bag before they can arrive home, George must meet his parents by 6:23 to take them out to celebrate their anniversary, and Jerry has to go to the bathroom badly.
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Bite-Doja Cat
Blame It On The Tetons-Modest Mouse
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
We took a couple days off to celebrate the 23rd anniversary of Google because God Damn it we love living in a dystopian panopticon. Don't you?
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Luckenbach Texas-Willie and Waylon and the Boyz
That Power- Childish Gambino
Saturday Sep 18, 2021
Saturday Sep 18, 2021
My good friend Gordon said he’s about to give me 23 tones! Lovely, lovely tones. Fanks Gordon!
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Poor Paddy-The Pogues
Source Decay-The Mountain Goats
Saturday Sep 11, 2021
Saturday Sep 11, 2021
Have you heard the Good Word of Nye? Science is the way, and through blind and unquestioning faith in all things experimenty, you too can have an unfounded sense of self importance! Let me just leave these materials here for you explaining the 23 Tenets of Being a Science Guy. When you are ready, the Father will accept you with open and condescending arms!
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Profit of Doom-Type O Negative
If You're Gonna Play In Texas-Alabama
Saturday Sep 04, 2021
Saturday Sep 04, 2021
We are joined this week by 23 year old comedian and Gold Star Incel Josh Creeden to talk about theology and making sweet love to the retarded.
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Pandy Fackler-Ween
I Miss You-Blink 182
Saturday Aug 28, 2021
Saturday Aug 28, 2021
Shaun Miller returns once more to Chapel Perilous to celebrate the 23rd annual Purge. Alan was too busy proof reading his manifesto to show up, but trust me, you'll hardly notice at all. Enjoy!
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Champion of Acomplishments-Foxzen
Jeremy-Pearl Jam
Saturday Aug 21, 2021
Saturday Aug 21, 2021
Indiana Danahue joins the Popes once again to talk about the venerable Chris Chan and several other things and groups of people. Anyway I’ve been awake for 23 hours and I can’t keep slmsok tho clampet monder.
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Putting on the Ritz-Fred Astaire
Ouroboros-Dax Riggs
Saturday Aug 14, 2021
Saturday Aug 14, 2021
After a 23 month hiatus, we return once more to Chapel Perilous to grieve the passing of Nyland Vigil and welcome Oshee Baugus as our newest Pope. We talked about Chris Chan and Whitney Houston. No relation.
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Champion of Acomplishments-Foxzen
Evil Eye-Fu Manchu
Saturday Jul 31, 2021
Saturday Jul 31, 2021
Cleanup on aisle 23! Dick Black visited the Chapel once again to talk to us about the teletubbies and tripping in a grocery store.
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Into the Void-Nine Inch Nails
Dear Brother-Puscifer
Monday Jul 26, 2021
Monday Jul 26, 2021
Live from Lot 23 of Trailer Park Perilous! We are joined by former Detroiter and current Denver comic Brian Jackson. We wax philosophic about Insane Clown Posse (again, somehow. Sorry), the alt-right side effects of meth, and Carlos Mencia (again, sorry). This was a great episode, I think you’re gonna like it a lot. Before I go do you have a moment to talk about The Dark Carnival?
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Carnival of Carnage by Insane Clown Posse
The Great Milenko by Insane Clown Posse
Monday Jul 19, 2021
Monday Jul 19, 2021
Today we are pleased to have in the Chapel one of the funniest comics in Denver, Mike Coppolino. He talked to us about China, planned obsolescence and his glory days as a clown pimp in southern California. 2 out of 3 French clowns agree, this episode kicks ass.
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Everybody Loves a Clown-Gary Lewis & The Playboys
Death of a Clown-The Kinks
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Welcome back to Chapel Perilous. This week our guest is comedian and film maker Johnny Magz. Johnny talks about some of his favorite movies, to which Corey responds by describing the plot of a completely different movie, and Alan tries to pretend he’s ever watched more than 23 minutes of any given movie. Johnny Magz is very funny and we should have let him talk more. You can redeem our shortcomings by subscribing to his YouTube channel and watching his wonderful content. Thank you for your service.
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See You In Hell-Electric Wizard
I Hate Myself and I Wanna Die-Nirvana
Saturday Jul 03, 2021
Saturday Jul 03, 2021
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America (you're freaking me out)- The Menzingers
Yellow Cat (slash) Red Cat- Say Anything
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
You're looking at a tableau of reality, things of substance, of physical material: a desk, a window, a light. These things exist and have dimension. Now this is Arthur Curtis, age thirty-six, who also is real. He has flesh and blood, muscle and mind. But in just a moment we will see how thin a line separates that which we assume to be real with that manufactured inside of a mind. Oh, by the way, this is our anniversary episode. Happy 23rd!
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No Mercy Instrumental-Immortal Technique
Ancient Man-Deadboy and the Elephantmen
Saturday Jun 19, 2021
Saturday Jun 19, 2021
Continuing Black History Month part 2 part 23 we have Denver comedian Jeremiah Chinegwu aka Denver's Black Jesus on the show to talk about women in the military, building Ikea furniture and how fucked up Toy Story is when you really think about it. Enjoy the show!
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Expose Yourself To Kids-GG Allin
Beat Konducta in India-Madlib