Chapel Perilous is a thought-snare located somewhere among Jesus and CBS—halfway between the Yemeni Genocide and Harry Potter. The chapel is like the egos of its hosts Alan Bromwell and Corey Cooley, in that once you’re inside, there doesn’t seem to be any way out. Unless you have a ten strip handy. Or you’re willing to solve a Zen riddle the old fashioned way. Who is the master who makes the grass green?
Enter at your own risk, and no squealing. Remember: it’s all in your head.
Listen, a few weeks ago we twisted the fuck off with Denver's Greatest Dad Justin Platz. I'm talking trailer park drinkin' kiddos. We talked about eating mushrooms, getting divorced and spent around 23 minutes arguing about Jim Carrey. Ya get what you get piggies. Love you....
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Yannis Pappis on Jim Carrey
Man on the Moon-REM
Try Not to Breathe-REM
We got another roadcast recorded on our 23 month world tour. The popes talk about the great depression some more and try to figure out how many iphones are worth one child sacrifice. Enjoy.
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Marley and Marley-The Muppets Christmas Carol
That Part-Schoolboy Q feat. Kanye West
Recorded on the road somewhere between Souix Falls and a suicide pact, the gang is comin’ at ya both guns a blazin’!!! Enjoy ya some farm fresh banter and don’t forget to vote Nineleven/Sandy-Hook 2023.
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FBI File-Corporate Avenger
Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone-Neutral Milk Hotel
Welcome back to the Chapel sweet, sweet Popes! The Shaman hosts of Chapel Perilous have been fighting retarded time demons in the Nethervoid so we weren’t able to release fresh episodes of your favorite podcast. UNTIL NOW!!! From the void we bring you another great podcast with friend of the show Denver comedy legend Bear Quattlebaum! We talked about how great the depression really was, chinese pubic hair, and the Pepsi/Coke challenge. Its a fun one. (the official soft drink of chapel perilous podcast is dr.pepper because they have the correct number of flavors.)
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When the Saints Go Marching In-Louis Armstrong
Fall of Man(live)-Holy Sons
The Chapel Perilous papacy went on a 23 day tour across the country, primarily and solely in Wyoming and Utah. The military industrial complex and the entertainment machine are in cahoots to suppress novel thought, why else do you think Zac de la Rocha's career is completely dead? In due time we will be trading our organs for Netflix subscriptions and giving up our first born to fight the aliens from Independence Day. Enjoy your kidneys and sons while you have them, and please like and subscribe!
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Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell
Hollywood Swinging by Kool & the Gang
(super secret bonus track shhhhhhhhhhh)
Happy October 23rd! Our schedule is dogshit, but who you gonna complain to? Join us as we play "Who Wore It Best?" with the prettiest gods on Olympus, invent 9/11 drinking games, and load bags of fertilizer into the back of a Ryder van. It's a bonus episode, just eat it you filthy worm. Oh, we also realized Alan is black, keep an ear out for us making fun of him.
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I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Wiener by Richard Trentlage
Lightning Crashes (Oklahoma City Mix) by Live
After Kramer purchases an air conditioner from a shopping mall in New Jersey, no one can remember where his car was parked in the multi-level parking garage. After carrying the air conditioner for some time, an exhausted Kramer leaves it behind one of the parked cars and tries to memorize the number of the parking space. Elaine fears that her new goldfish will die in the bag before they can arrive home, George must meet his parents by 6:23 to take them out to celebrate their anniversary, and Jerry has to go to the bathroom badly.
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Bite-Doja Cat
Blame It On The Tetons-Modest Mouse
We took a couple days off to celebrate the 23rd anniversary of Google because God Damn it we love living in a dystopian panopticon. Don't you?
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Luckenbach Texas-Willie and Waylon and the Boyz
That Power- Childish Gambino
My good friend Gordon said he’s about to give me 23 tones! Lovely, lovely tones. Fanks Gordon!
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Poor Paddy-The Pogues
Source Decay-The Mountain Goats
Have you heard the Good Word of Nye? Science is the way, and through blind and unquestioning faith in all things experimenty, you too can have an unfounded sense of self importance! Let me just leave these materials here for you explaining the 23 Tenets of Being a Science Guy. When you are ready, the Father will accept you with open and condescending arms!
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Profit of Doom-Type O Negative
If You're Gonna Play In Texas-Alabama
We are joined this week by 23 year old comedian and Gold Star Incel Josh Creeden to talk about theology and making sweet love to the retarded.
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Pandy Fackler-Ween
I Miss You-Blink 182
Shaun Miller returns once more to Chapel Perilous to celebrate the 23rd annual Purge. Alan was too busy proof reading his manifesto to show up, but trust me, you'll hardly notice at all. Enjoy!
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Champion of Acomplishments-Foxzen
Jeremy-Pearl Jam
Indiana Danahue joins the Popes once again to talk about the venerable Chris Chan and several other things and groups of people. Anyway I’ve been awake for 23 hours and I can’t keep slmsok tho clampet monder.
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Putting on the Ritz-Fred Astaire
Ouroboros-Dax Riggs
After a 23 month hiatus, we return once more to Chapel Perilous to grieve the passing of Nyland Vigil and welcome Oshee Baugus as our newest Pope. We talked about Chris Chan and Whitney Houston. No relation.
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Champion of Acomplishments-Foxzen
Evil Eye-Fu Manchu
Cleanup on aisle 23! Dick Black visited the Chapel once again to talk to us about the teletubbies and tripping in a grocery store.
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Into the Void-Nine Inch Nails
Dear Brother-Puscifer
Live from Lot 23 of Trailer Park Perilous! We are joined by former Detroiter and current Denver comic Brian Jackson. We wax philosophic about Insane Clown Posse (again, somehow. Sorry), the alt-right side effects of meth, and Carlos Mencia (again, sorry). This was a great episode, I think you’re gonna like it a lot. Before I go do you have a moment to talk about The Dark Carnival?
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Carnival of Carnage by Insane Clown Posse
The Great Milenko by Insane Clown Posse
Today we are pleased to have in the Chapel one of the funniest comics in Denver, Mike Coppolino. He talked to us about China, planned obsolescence and his glory days as a clown pimp in southern California. 2 out of 3 French clowns agree, this episode kicks ass.
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Everybody Loves a Clown-Gary Lewis & The Playboys
Death of a Clown-The Kinks
Welcome back to Chapel Perilous. This week our guest is comedian and film maker Johnny Magz. Johnny talks about some of his favorite movies, to which Corey responds by describing the plot of a completely different movie, and Alan tries to pretend he’s ever watched more than 23 minutes of any given movie. Johnny Magz is very funny and we should have let him talk more. You can redeem our shortcomings by subscribing to his YouTube channel and watching his wonderful content. Thank you for your service.
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See You In Hell-Electric Wizard
I Hate Myself and I Wanna Die-Nirvana
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America (you're freaking me out)- The Menzingers
Yellow Cat (slash) Red Cat- Say Anything
You're looking at a tableau of reality, things of substance, of physical material: a desk, a window, a light. These things exist and have dimension. Now this is Arthur Curtis, age thirty-six, who also is real. He has flesh and blood, muscle and mind. But in just a moment we will see how thin a line separates that which we assume to be real with that manufactured inside of a mind. Oh, by the way, this is our anniversary episode. Happy 23rd!
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No Mercy Instrumental-Immortal Technique
Ancient Man-Deadboy and the Elephantmen
Continuing Black History Month part 2 part 23 we have Denver comedian Jeremiah Chinegwu aka Denver's Black Jesus on the show to talk about women in the military, building Ikea furniture and how fucked up Toy Story is when you really think about it. Enjoy the show!
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Expose Yourself To Kids-GG Allin
Beat Konducta in India-Madlib
In an act of solidarity so noble even we can't believe it, we here at the Chapel Perilous have decided to take Pride month away from the gays this year and make the rest of June Black History Month Part 2, starting with our esteemed guest Dr. Anthony Damn Duncan. Anthony explains the dangers of giant tits and voodoo and asks the important question: what race were the girls from the Fanta commercials? I've been told there is a video somewhere out there of the Fantana Girls dancing as the World Trade Center crumbles behind them some 23 years ago. Really makes ya think.....also Black History Month Part 2 is copywritten so fuck off.
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Medication-Queens of the Stone Age
The Enchanter-Robert Plant and The Strange Sensation
Our guest this week, Jacob Jonas, is only a few years younger than us but boy does he make us look old. We discuss his childhood ADD medications and then we make a reference to Brendan Fraser in The Mummy that he's too young to get and we nearly get into a fist fight. We also discuss edibles, time warps, and how to do a proper Mitch Hedberg impression. Don't worry, we cut off the dialogue long before we start ranting about the prison industrial complex. We simply end with a reading from Numbers 23:23: "For there is no magic curse against Jacob, nor is there any divination against Israel."
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Adderall Admiral by Danny Brown
A.D.H.D. by Kendrick Lamar
