Chapel Perilous is a thought-snare located somewhere among Jesus and CBS—halfway between the Yemeni Genocide and Harry Potter. The chapel is like the egos of its hosts Alan Bromwell and Corey Cooley, in that once you’re inside, there doesn’t seem to be any way out. Unless you have a ten strip handy. Or you’re willing to solve a Zen riddle the old fashioned way. Who is the master who makes the grass green?
Enter at your own risk, and no squealing. Remember: it’s all in your head.
My good friend Gordon said he’s about to give me 23 tones! Lovely, lovely tones. Fanks Gordon!
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Poor Paddy-The Pogues
Source Decay-The Mountain Goats
Have you heard the Good Word of Nye? Science is the way, and through blind and unquestioning faith in all things experimenty, you too can have an unfounded sense of self importance! Let me just leave these materials here for you explaining the 23 Tenets of Being a Science Guy. When you are ready, the Father will accept you with open and condescending arms!
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Profit of Doom-Type O Negative
If You're Gonna Play In Texas-Alabama
We are joined this week by 23 year old comedian and Gold Star Incel Josh Creeden to talk about theology and making sweet love to the retarded.
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Pandy Fackler-Ween
I Miss You-Blink 182
Shaun Miller returns once more to Chapel Perilous to celebrate the 23rd annual Purge. Alan was too busy proof reading his manifesto to show up, but trust me, you'll hardly notice at all. Enjoy!
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Champion of Acomplishments-Foxzen
Jeremy-Pearl Jam
Indiana Danahue joins the Popes once again to talk about the venerable Chris Chan and several other things and groups of people. Anyway I’ve been awake for 23 hours and I can’t keep slmsok tho clampet monder.
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Putting on the Ritz-Fred Astaire
Ouroboros-Dax Riggs
After a 23 month hiatus, we return once more to Chapel Perilous to grieve the passing of Nyland Vigil and welcome Oshee Baugus as our newest Pope. We talked about Chris Chan and Whitney Houston. No relation.
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Champion of Acomplishments-Foxzen
Evil Eye-Fu Manchu
Cleanup on aisle 23! Dick Black visited the Chapel once again to talk to us about the teletubbies and tripping in a grocery store.
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Into the Void-Nine Inch Nails
Dear Brother-Puscifer
Live from Lot 23 of Trailer Park Perilous! We are joined by former Detroiter and current Denver comic Brian Jackson. We wax philosophic about Insane Clown Posse (again, somehow. Sorry), the alt-right side effects of meth, and Carlos Mencia (again, sorry). This was a great episode, I think you’re gonna like it a lot. Before I go do you have a moment to talk about The Dark Carnival?
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Carnival of Carnage by Insane Clown Posse
The Great Milenko by Insane Clown Posse
Today we are pleased to have in the Chapel one of the funniest comics in Denver, Mike Coppolino. He talked to us about China, planned obsolescence and his glory days as a clown pimp in southern California. 2 out of 3 French clowns agree, this episode kicks ass.
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Everybody Loves a Clown-Gary Lewis & The Playboys
Death of a Clown-The Kinks
Welcome back to Chapel Perilous. This week our guest is comedian and film maker Johnny Magz. Johnny talks about some of his favorite movies, to which Corey responds by describing the plot of a completely different movie, and Alan tries to pretend he’s ever watched more than 23 minutes of any given movie. Johnny Magz is very funny and we should have let him talk more. You can redeem our shortcomings by subscribing to his YouTube channel and watching his wonderful content. Thank you for your service.
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See You In Hell-Electric Wizard
I Hate Myself and I Wanna Die-Nirvana
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America (you're freaking me out)- The Menzingers
Yellow Cat (slash) Red Cat- Say Anything
You're looking at a tableau of reality, things of substance, of physical material: a desk, a window, a light. These things exist and have dimension. Now this is Arthur Curtis, age thirty-six, who also is real. He has flesh and blood, muscle and mind. But in just a moment we will see how thin a line separates that which we assume to be real with that manufactured inside of a mind. Oh, by the way, this is our anniversary episode. Happy 23rd!
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No Mercy Instrumental-Immortal Technique
Ancient Man-Deadboy and the Elephantmen
Continuing Black History Month part 2 part 23 we have Denver comedian Jeremiah Chinegwu aka Denver's Black Jesus on the show to talk about women in the military, building Ikea furniture and how fucked up Toy Story is when you really think about it. Enjoy the show!
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Expose Yourself To Kids-GG Allin
Beat Konducta in India-Madlib
In an act of solidarity so noble even we can't believe it, we here at the Chapel Perilous have decided to take Pride month away from the gays this year and make the rest of June Black History Month Part 2, starting with our esteemed guest Dr. Anthony Damn Duncan. Anthony explains the dangers of giant tits and voodoo and asks the important question: what race were the girls from the Fanta commercials? I've been told there is a video somewhere out there of the Fantana Girls dancing as the World Trade Center crumbles behind them some 23 years ago. Really makes ya think.....also Black History Month Part 2 is copywritten so fuck off.
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Medication-Queens of the Stone Age
The Enchanter-Robert Plant and The Strange Sensation
Our guest this week, Jacob Jonas, is only a few years younger than us but boy does he make us look old. We discuss his childhood ADD medications and then we make a reference to Brendan Fraser in The Mummy that he's too young to get and we nearly get into a fist fight. We also discuss edibles, time warps, and how to do a proper Mitch Hedberg impression. Don't worry, we cut off the dialogue long before we start ranting about the prison industrial complex. We simply end with a reading from Numbers 23:23: "For there is no magic curse against Jacob, nor is there any divination against Israel."
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Adderall Admiral by Danny Brown
A.D.H.D. by Kendrick Lamar
We kick episode 23 off with audio from a deep fake video (link below) made by one of our guests, media mage and closet homophobe Josh Grambo. We talked to him and fellow comic/degenerate gambler Jeremy Cash about Isaac Kappy, online poker and the deep fake fractal matrix psuedo-reality that is Maya. Quit your job, become a hologram, and enjoy the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iElKa0MW59w
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aocisapedophile.com
Tumbling Dice-The Rolling Stones
Hey Darlin' Do You Gamble-Lucero
Today we have a very special episode, the 23rd assembly of the League of Extraordinary Corey's with Cory Stevens and Corey (Bear) Quattlebaum. We pretended to be on mushrooms as part of a performance piece but it's purely fantasy.
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Cory's in the House theme song
Animals-Mishka Shubaly
In the Buddhist conception, we return to this planet over and over again, trying to get it right, and on the final lap, we come back mentally challenged. It's basically Lord of the Rings. This week, Indiana Danahue returns to the podcast (his 23rd appearance) to explain this and much more. We discuss Noam Chomsky's pickup lines (want to feel Adam Smith's invisible hand?) and how the propagandists who run our culture are essentially pick-up artists themselves. This episode is for both the kinky and the asexual. But not for the Irish.
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Let's Get Retarded - Black Eyed Peas
The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin
Every week we roll a 23 sided die to see who will be the next guest to enter Chapel Perilous, and this week it landed on Chaos magician, rapper and comedian Noah Hubler, who brought his comedy mom and friend of the show Christine Tomlinson. He also brought a level of disorder seldom seen or tolerated elsewhere. Enjoy responsibly fellow popes. HAIL ERIS!!
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Smokes Quantity by Boards of Canada
Robert Anton Wilson on Chaos
Khaos x4 by Poppy
The Magician by Jason Isbell
Everybody knows about 69'ing but have you ever been 23'ed? No? Well I guess you're about ready then! We cooked up a very special episode, just for you! Denver comic Von Sprecken joined the cast to talk about fetishes, furries and fungible tokens but not really the last one.
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Venus in Furs by The Velvet Underground
Polar Bear by Puscifer
Behold, the triumphant return of comedian and drug fueled psycho-pomp Joshua Forbes. He and Colorado Springs own Luke Stamm passed through the Chapel to cleanse the altar of comedy once again. This is the kind of episode that comes once, twice, maybe 23 times in a generation. Honestly, you’re lucky to be hearing it.
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The Archaic Revival by Akira the Don and Terrence McKenna
Cocaine Princess by Samuel Orson with Robert Howell (Shane Caldwell)
Starting off the new year (1723 if you follow a particular strain of the phantom time hypothesis) right with your boy Quentin Johnson. We talked about getting too high to order take-out, pandemic conspiracies and the REAL American dream. Quentin is a funny ass comic and you can see him performing all over Denver. Enjoy my little darlings.
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Cream of Gold by Pavement
I Be High by Kid Cudi
This week we're joined by disgraced cruise ship comedian Brad Belanger. He tells us about the time he drank his way out of a job on an ocean liner and we make him watch the first 23 minutes of an interview with a very unhinged John Lilly. Support Brad by checking out his comedy web series Big Brad World, follow him on social media and enjoy the show.
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here's that John Lilly interview
The Good Ship Lifestyle by Chumbawamba
When The Ship Comes in by Bob Dylan
